Travelling status

Week out to freak out.

Weight gain status

It's not gaining weight. It's like becoming stronger.

Laptop hanging status

Hanging laptop. It's like life is delayed.

Flower status

Comparing beauty with flower

Video status

Watching great video. It is like living like in that video's world.

Song status

Heard one great song. Now back to bathroom singers club.

School status

Going back to school. Becoming son of my own.

Success status

Do you have heard my success stories

Corruption status

Donated to a currupt begged.

Happy b'day status

Thnx for spending one more year with me

Time status

Time and tide never wait.

Time pass status

Life has great but I am wasting it

New mobile status

Getting addicted.

Learning swimming status

Learning swimming. Now give me more water

Job lost status

Lost previous job. Now trying for better status.

Job status

Got job. Now recreating status.

Multiplex status

Watching myself as hero on big screen

Dream status

Dreaming that you are reading my status.

Tea time status

Having tea. But every tomorrow onward, I promise to leave tea and drink milk

Happiness status

Happiness is not in reading other's status. It is when someone read and then replies to your status.

Maths status

'Maths equal to eggs' is equality without deviation.

Playing status

Playing now but missing you(reader) in game.

Your status

You do not know my status but I know your status should be reading my status.

Alive status

Don't worry my status is 'ALIVE'

Study status

Only status at exam time is 'what is syllabus?'.

Cricket status

Who wins doesn't matter but cricket world cup should have national holidays

addiction status

You are addicted to read my status

Creative status

people who can not paint properly, use to take pictures from camera and I am one of them